Hungarian porn actress Lucy Love looked at the SCORE staff like we were a little unbalanced in the frontal lobes when we told her we wanted to take pictures of her in a sexy, skimpy outfit and big shoes...without a penis sticking in her mouth or pussy.

"No," we told her. "We want to go to a grassy area, spread a blanket out and take photos of you smoking a cigarette, stripping and using a Doc Johnson vibrator. No guys. We love naked women by themselves too. That's how we started out."

It may have reinforced Lucy's belief that Americans are a strange lot but she was actually kinda flattered after the photos were completed. She was more than a living fuck-doll. Man does not live by hardcore alone, even in these wireless, high-speed connection times.